Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby
What a drag when you just wanna blog and post pictures you like, gifs, have a mental breakdown every now and then and just be yourself and some fucking prick calls your name. Like what? So fucking what! Useless fucking wanker.
Bunnies frighten me.
drinking lemonade for the sexual thrill
Wait .. wow
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
i want to die
i already have a plan
im such a fucking loser