shitshilarious:

Hide the fucking tootsie pops

shitshilarious:

Hide the fucking tootsie pops

(Source: allherfavoritefruit)

shitshilarious:

Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

What a drag when you just wanna blog and post pictures you like, gifs, have a mental breakdown every now and then and just be yourself and some fucking prick calls your name. Like what? So fucking what! Useless fucking wanker.

burntlikethesun:

Bunnies frighten me.

coolsad:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

Hahahaahahahaha

….Fuck off my god damn cayenne.

(Source: ledian)

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious)

nyehs:

drinking lemonade for the sexual thrill

Wait .. wow

hungarian:

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out

i want to die
i already have a plan
im such a fucking loser

sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
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sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
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sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
[swiped from 1los]
sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
[swiped from 1los]
sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
[swiped from 1los]
sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
[swiped from 1los]
sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
[swiped from 1los]
sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.
[swiped from 1los]

sandwichspy:

Heather Franzen.

[swiped from 1los]